Stupid excuse for Ponteng from Work!

Yesterday was great, one day holiday, a day free from all the office headaches…. hhhhaaaaa…Nice! So yesterday, AhSi and friends were chitchatting around; one said that he wishes to ponteng (absent) from work. Asked the gang what is the best excuse you could give to your boss? Some mentioned that the usual excuses would be medically certifiable illness or a death in the employee's immediate family. Then one of AhSi’s smartass friends spoke up “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion? As you would expect, the gang exploded in laughter. When all had finally settled down, AhSi told him that "Well, it is a good excuse, I guess you'll just have to learn to write or type your report with your other hand." Cheers

*AhSi Apa Pun Boleh........... =)*